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FDT Coaster Set
FDT Coaster Set
For the Bold, the Brave, and the Realists
FDT might only be a few letters away from FDR alphabetically, but when it comes to leadership, they’re light-years apart. FDR pulled us out of the Great Depression, built lasting social safety nets, and helped the world defeat fascism; TFG has gut the very agencies that once protected us, alienated our allies, all will bilking the country and his trumpeters out of real money, and is steering America towards a new Depression..
With the FDT Coaster Set, you’re not just protecting your surfaces—you’re honoring the uncomfortable parallels between the past and present. Instead of ushering in a new era of progress and unity, we’re witnessing the erosion of the agencies and programs that once defined American strength, while facing down the specter of fascism, but this time with front seats to its germination. Another uncomfortable parallel: FDR & TFG may end up being the only presidents to serve more than two terms!
And hey, who cares about consumer protection, plane crashes, pollution controls, or FEMA when we’ve got the real “issues” on our hands, right? Autism-causing vaccines, drag queens indoctrinating kids, diversity in our troops, and the looming threat of critical thinking, whether from a hostile press pool or universities teaching about structural racism. Plus there's real money to be made with hotel deals in both Greenland and Gaza! It’s a brave new world.
Your FDT Coaster Set includes four lovingly carved walnut coasters, finished with hand-applied polyurethane, made right here in the US of A:
Conmander in Thief P01135809: Honoring the values TFG lives by.
King Cheetoh Face: A tribute to the former leader’s undeniable (and often hilarious) self-image.
Space Cadet Bone Spur: A reminder of the contradictions that run deep in politics.
Führer Spanky McLiarface: Because history never forgets, and neither should we.
Bonus: 50% of each purchase goes directly to the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC)—fighting hate, extremism, and all the other things we should be concerned about.
Order now, drink up, and share a laugh - at least until laughing at our PoS POTUS is verboten.
For the Bold, the Brave, and the Realists
FDT might only be a few letters away from FDR alphabetically, but when it comes to leadership, they’re light-years apart. FDR pulled us out of the Great Depression, built lasting social safety nets, and helped the world defeat fascism; TFG has gut the very agencies that once protected us, alienated our allies, all will bilking the country and his trumpeters out of real money, and is steering America towards a new Depression..
With the FDT Coaster Set, you’re not just protecting your surfaces—you’re honoring the uncomfortable parallels between the past and present. Instead of ushering in a new era of progress and unity, we’re witnessing the erosion of the agencies and programs that once defined American strength, while facing down the specter of fascism, but this time with front seats to its germination. Another uncomfortable parallel: FDR & TFG may end up being the only presidents to serve more than two terms!
And hey, who cares about consumer protection, plane crashes, pollution controls, or FEMA when we’ve got the real “issues” on our hands, right? Autism-causing vaccines, drag queens indoctrinating kids, diversity in our troops, and the looming threat of critical thinking, whether from a hostile press pool or universities teaching about structural racism. Plus there's real money to be made with hotel deals in both Greenland and Gaza! It’s a brave new world.
Your FDT Coaster Set includes four lovingly carved walnut coasters, finished with hand-applied polyurethane, made right here in the US of A:
Conmander in Thief P01135809: Honoring the values TFG lives by.
King Cheetoh Face: A tribute to the former leader’s undeniable (and often hilarious) self-image.
Space Cadet Bone Spur: A reminder of the contradictions that run deep in politics.
Führer Spanky McLiarface: Because history never forgets, and neither should we.
Bonus: 50% of each purchase goes directly to the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC)—fighting hate, extremism, and all the other things we should be concerned about.
Order now, drink up, and share a laugh - at least until laughing at our PoS POTUS is verboten.
All work is done domestically in the Great U S of A, so not subject to any of our fluctuating tariffs.
Custom epithets also available when buying 3 of more sets; email for more details.
Made of solid walnut; each set also comes with a coaster stand.